What do the French call the English channel?

Why do snow and ice look different, if they're both frozen water?

If you put a chamaeleon in a room full of mirrors, what colour would it turn?

If shampoo is different colours, why is the lather always white?

If humans evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Why do so many people like High School Musical when it's so rubbish?

What would you call a female daddy long legs?

Why did they call the fear of long words 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedalaphobia'?

Where have all the bees gone? (sorry I couldn't resist)

Why am I making this newspost?

How did languages originate?

Are we real?

What caused the big bang?

If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If a tree falls when there's no-one around, does it make a noise?

Why is it called Newgrounds when it is neither new nor ground?

If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

Hmmmmmmm..........................

Hope these make you think, or laugh. Thanks to Brainiac and Dave for some of the questions (not that they gave me permission or anything).

And btw, HAPPY PICO DAY!!!!!